'Neil also has a joke where, when the gang's eating take-out, Barney can never get the food to his mouth while eating with chopsticks…'

—craig thomas (quote)(video)

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What you said earlier, please keep saying things like that.

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lol this is not romantic as is seems

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…and you know that when I say that, I’m not lying.

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nbcatoz:

*gently places important cristin milioti gif in your dash*

nbcatoz:

*gently places important cristin milioti gif in your dash*

smurflewis:

tyleroakley:

They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY too high. 

Perfect couple is perfect.

Perfectly perfect perfection.

Actual footage of gays destroying America

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What’s behind that door?  

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There’s only one thing that I see, and I see her brighter and more clearly than anything else in this world. You know what that is? That’s love.

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Cristin Milioti in NBC’s A to Z

Cristin Milioti in NBC’s A to Z

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